The Couch Potato Dishing out life through the couch she is sitting on.

It was earlier reported that Chris Brown assaulted a woman. It was unclear who he was with at first but that the woman who called 911 said she was assaulted by Brown after a heated argument.

Moments later, it was identified that the woman was actually the 19-year-old R&B singer’s girlfriend, Rihanna.

Brown voluntarily turned himself in. He was booked for making criminal threats rather than domestic abuse, even if the victim had “visible injuries”. He could do 9 years in jail for this monstrous stupidity! He is currently out on a $50,000 bail.

Never resort to violence, people!