The Couch Potato Dishing out life through the couch she is sitting on.

One of these days, maybe in a week’s time or even less, we might be seeing Britney Spears No. 2… Lindsay Lohan! The girl is a mess! You can read in almost all gossip columns how she parties so hard every night. Boozing it up once again when she was supposed to be staying away from alcoholic drinks. Smoking like a pipe and possibly doing drugs again. Tsk tsk tsk

I wonder why her mom, who should be stopping her, is even accompanying her to the clubs. Poor girl! Somebody should be doing something to stop her from thrashing her life even more. Even before the break up with Samantha Ronson, she’s already heading to the boondocks with her crazy antics. No work because of being diva (read: major attitude problem). Fighting in public with Samantha everywhere. Plus the booze and the smoke and the reportedly drug use…