The Couch Potato Dishing out life through the couch she is sitting on.

The dismal performance of our football players merit a mention in this humble space. I think there’s just too much sensationalism thrown their way that’s why people are focused on them now. The Azkals. Blah.

They need some creatine supplements to make them play better. They need to boost their strength and endurance. They need to build their bodies or something. And in my opinion, they need more practice. They also need to stop basking in the fans’ adoration to concentrate on the game more than the spotlight.

Oh well, that’s just me.

You have the opportunity to talk 5 minutes worth of sense into a wayward celebrity. Who do you choose? What do you say?

I’d choose two celebrities. Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehouse. Both ladies are talented and both are throwing their lives away!

I’d tell Lindsay to ditch Samantha Ronson and the dubious people around her. Ditch her mom as her manager because she is her enabler! Go and get a life coach. Spend a year in rehab! Go and be alone and just learn how to manage her life without the need to turn to drugs and alcohol at every sign of insecurity or uncertainty. She is talented and beautiful. She is young. She has a lot going for her. She doesn’t need to always be the center of attention because it only makes her feel the more insecure. She can concentrate on getting better and going back to acting.

I’d tell Amy to also ditch the people who are influencing her to do drugs and alcohol. Ditch the dirty hair and clean herself up! She has a voice that can inspire people. She is gifted with a voice that can change lives! She should also go to rehab and stay there for at least a year or until she can already handle her addiction. Her talent is wasted on self-destruction when there’s no need for her to turn to that. She is beautiful and all she needs to do is look into her soul to know it.

I love giving flowers to the persons who are special to me. On special occasions, one of the things that would be great to send to someone special is a bunch of flowers. It shows that you think of the person and that he/she is someone very special to you.

The Paterson flower delivery reminded me of my aunt’s coming birthday. I will send her a bunch of flowers with a note and a spa gift voucher that she can use. I know how much she loves mums so I am sending her a bunch of that.

Jake is going to buy baby gifts at Personal Creations. It’s for the twins, his niece and nephew. His sister gave birth a couple of months ago and the babies are growing up so fast! He can’t wait for them to start walking so he can play with them and teach them how to swim.

Jake is good with babies. They love him! It’s probably the baby face and the charming smile. Or it could be that he makes funny sounds and he isn’t embarrassed doing it.

Henry is very much in love with his current lady. He shows it by showering the lady with everything she wants and he thinks she wants. He buys only the finest for her and even Strawberries discount are still the best.

He’s been known to go through women for short periods of time. But this one lady hit him the hardest and he’s been with her for more than a year already. A record for him considering the longest he’s been with a woman was four months!

No wonder there are always Strawberries around so that he has something sweet to feed her when she’s around…

I think one of the reasons why kids can relate to Taylor Swift can be found in the lyrics of her songs. You can easily relate to it. There are no big words in her songs but ordinary ones that you actually use on a daily basis.

Just read the lyrics of her song You Belong With Me. I was playing its video in Youtube and the lyrics just struck me as really simple words put together to form a coherent thought and all those emotions that we can all relate to at some point in our lives. Especially for the young ones who are experiencing their first loves.

No wonder the girl is popular! And her songs are all big hits!

No, it’s not yet Easter but it’s a day I like to celebrate. I also like making others happy on that day so I am thinking of getting some Easter flowers from $19.99 and sending it out to the ones I love.

How about that?

Easter is a red letter day for Christians around the world. It’s the day that we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus. It’s also a day for little kids to go Easter egg hunting. Everyone can have a good time on Easter and I like having a good time a lot! I am sure you do, too.

So how about celebrating Easter and sending out flowers on that day so others can celebrate in their own way, too?

There were rumors about this young showbiz royalty who went on a free online dating and got with someone from the other side of the fence. She was apparently caught by her star mom and was forbidden to continue her relationship with the guy.

To date, according to people close to the girl, he remains to be her greatest love. It was a secret love affair that she would have continued had she not been caught by her mom. She was ‘shipped’ abroad right away and when she came back, the guy was already popular… and with someone else!