The Couch Potato Dishing out life through the couch she is sitting on.

This HUGE mess surrounding this family is really ridiculous! The mom, Dina Lohan, is playing bestfriend to her otherwise messed up daughter. She should be asserting herself in her daughter’s life, making sure she straightens up. The dad, Michael Lohan, is playing the mouthpiece, airing the family’s dirty linen in public. He is spouting concern ...