You have the opportunity to talk 5 minutes worth of sense into a wayward celebrity. Who do you choose? What do you say?

I’d choose two celebrities. Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehouse. Both ladies are talented and both are throwing their lives away!

I’d tell Lindsay to ditch Samantha Ronson and the dubious people around her. Ditch her mom as her manager because she is her enabler! Go and get a life coach. Spend a year in rehab! Go and be alone and just learn how to manage her life without the need to turn to drugs and alcohol at every sign of insecurity or uncertainty. She is talented and beautiful. She is young. She has a lot going for her. She doesn’t need to always be the center of attention because it only makes her feel the more insecure. She can concentrate on getting better and going back to acting.

I’d tell Amy to also ditch the people who are influencing her to do drugs and alcohol. Ditch the dirty hair and clean herself up! She has a voice that can inspire people. She is gifted with a voice that can change lives! She should also go to rehab and stay there for at least a year or until she can already handle her addiction. Her talent is wasted on self-destruction when there’s no need for her to turn to that. She is beautiful and all she needs to do is look into her soul to know it.

One of these days, maybe in a week’s time or even less, we might be seeing Britney Spears No. 2… Lindsay Lohan! The girl is a mess! You can read in almost all gossip columns how she parties so hard every night. Boozing it up once again when she was supposed to be staying away from alcoholic drinks. Smoking like a pipe and possibly doing drugs again. Tsk tsk tsk

I wonder why her mom, who should be stopping her, is even accompanying her to the clubs. Poor girl! Somebody should be doing something to stop her from thrashing her life even more. Even before the break up with Samantha Ronson, she’s already heading to the boondocks with her crazy antics. No work because of being diva (read: major attitude problem). Fighting in public with Samantha everywhere. Plus the booze and the smoke and the reportedly drug use…